Margarine Styx

Appearance
Margarine is very short due to her halfling status and has been said to look like your average old lady, wrinkles and all. Margarine's eyes have been said to be an unappealing shade of brown. She also can be seen wearing a shirt bearing her title of Campaign MeeMaw. After the events of The Tacos Were A Lie Part 1, she is always wearing a pirate hat which gives her a +1 to Charisma. However due to the nature of the podcast, fans are allowed to depict Margarine however they want.

Using the disguise kit, Margarine can be turned into Landa Lakes, a young and extremely attractive thief.

Personality
Margarine acts like a usual grandmother or MeeMaw. She gives out candy, provides helpful advice, and is always there when you need her. Margarine is a very badass MeeMaw though as she is always up to a fight and will say and do whatever is on her mind.

Perhaps due to her MeeMaw status, Margarine is very loyal and protective of her friends. After the fireball occurs, Margarine doesn't go downstairs to investigate as she believes in her friends and that they would never hurt anyone. Later on she stands up to blights to protect Flak, showing her very protective nature.

Margarine can be very sensitive though, especially with her friends. She reacts strongly to insults and is very quick to fire one back. Margarine is also shown to hold grudges after an arguement

Backstory
Margarine grew up and was presumably born in Nights Pass almost 200 years ago. During that time she had a daughter though whether or not Margarine was married to the father is unknown. Margarine also liked to frequent the Scale Scraper Tavern enough to be on a name basis with the barkeep Chet and have the usual drink of grog. Margarine was arrested at some time by Greg Rivers during which the encounter, the two kissed. Five years before the start of the campaign, Margarine left Nights Pass for an unknown reason. Whether during those five years or before, Margarine somehow ended up with another group or "team" who sold her to pirates.

Abilities/Powers

 * Thieves Cant - Margarine is able to read the language used between thieves.
 * Old Person Language - Margarine can understand the secret old person language used between the elderly.
 * Agility - Margarine is often described as being "very flippy" and able to perform many complicated acrobatic moves in and out of combat.